Church and Sunday School are finally over, and here’s what 13-year-old me has to show for the experience: a general feeling of piety marred by only one sibling squabble and an empty threat of a punishment, a belly full of choclate-creme stuffed, powdered sugar donut enjoyed in the church basement, and full control of the Sunday paper, since my sister beat me to the computer, and my brother beat me to the NES.
Let’s open up the Anderson Herald-Bulletin and get to the good stuff, shall we?
And by all means, let’s skip over both the really bad:
Next, I’m going to whip out the Kohl’s calendar and flip straight to the mid-priced sterling silver jewelry, and of course the bodysuits in the Junior’s section. A similar search will be conducted in ads for Maurices, Paul Harris, and (as I luckily lived in the Midwest) The Shed.
Finally, just to keep up on current affairs, let’s scan some headlines…today in sports news history, this lovely lady won the US Figure Skating Championship. Let’s watch the free skate (and thank NK for both incorporating music from Beauty and the Beast and for always wearing costumes by Vera Wang):